When Jesus quit smoking...

_{(no offense to Jesus Christ, his apprentices, or Christianity intended whatsoever)}

<lolly> holy crap, tomorrow is 40 days of no smoking
<lolly> just like Jesus!
<dionyziz> yes
<dionyziz> I think Jesus spend most of his life doing 40-days-of-none-smoking actually
<dionyziz> in fact
<dionyziz> all his life
<lolly> lol
<lolly> nah, everyone knows he went into the woods for 40 days and 40 nights to quit smoking
<lolly> the bible just got edited a bunch on that subject
<dionyziz> that was to quit gay sex dude
<lolly> no thats when he BEGAN gay sex
<dionyziz> oh
<dionyziz> right
<dionyziz> I always forget that part
<lolly> lol
<dionyziz> that was the first time he kissed Judas
<lolly> and then Judas got all queeny and jealous when he caught him with Peter
<lolly> and Jesus just went dude, told you you were not emotionally mature enough for an open relationship
<lolly> and then Judas sold him out


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