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When Jesus quit smoking...

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 11, 2007, 4:05 PM
 

 

 


(no offense to Jesus Christ, his apprentices, or Christianity intended whatsoever)

<lolly> holy crap, tomorrow is 40 days of no smoking
<lolly> just like Jesus!
<dionyziz> yes
<dionyziz> I think Jesus spend most of his life doing 40-days-of-none-smoking actually
<dionyziz> in fact
<dionyziz> all his life
<lolly> lol
<lolly> nah, everyone knows he went into the woods for 40 days and 40 nights to quit smoking
<lolly> the bible just got edited a bunch on that subject
<dionyziz> that was to quit gay sex dude
<lolly> no thats when he BEGAN gay sex
<dionyziz> oh
<dionyziz> right
<dionyziz> I always forget that part
<lolly> lol
<dionyziz> that was the first time he kissed Judas
<lolly> and then Judas got all queeny and jealous when he caught him with Peter
<lolly> and Jesus just went dude, told you you were not emotionally mature enough for an open relationship
<lolly> and then Judas sold him out


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:iconjohnhupp:
JohnHupp Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2007   General Artist
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:iconphilo23:
philo23 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007
lol, that was awesome.
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
:)
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:iconlunat1c000:
lunat1c000 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007
lol
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
:hug: κρίμα
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:iconjunoknight:
junoknight Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:shakefist: I KNEW IT
it was all judas's fault from the begining!
jealous :no:
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
yeah the bible just hides the facts. anyway.
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:iconjunoknight:
junoknight Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:giggle:
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:iconcaries-caeli:
caries-caeli Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007
Brilliant!
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
:D
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:iconananasjihad:
ananasjihad Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007  Hobbyist General Artist
Thankfully you didn't go into what he may have actually been doing after that... =p
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
I'm ever afraid to think about it.
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:iconcloude:
cloude Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007
Judas was hot!
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
So was Jesus.
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:iconjbllu:
jbllu Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007
Ahahahahahah.. eleos... ahahahahah... Gamato....ahahahahahahahahahaha
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
:D
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:iconrhapsody88:
Rhapsody88 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007
I wish I could write that in those stupid essays a few years ago... :D
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
I think most of us think alike lol
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:iconpredator9555:
Predator9555 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007
ah.. um... ah... uh..

awesome. no other word to describe it.

:+fav:
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
hehehe :D
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:icondaleala:
daleala Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Um... no.
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
indeed.
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:icondaleala:
daleala Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Indeediedeed?
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2007
Precisely.
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:icondaleala:
daleala Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Preciesediddledee?
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2007
Yes.
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:icondaleala:
daleala Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2007  Hobbyist Photographer
Yesididdledeup?!!
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2007
.
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:icond-angelic:
d-angelic Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007
Explains alot really.
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
Doesn't it! :D

When will you be on MSN, I want to have a quick chat with ya :boogie:
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:icond-angelic:
d-angelic Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
I'm on now, talk back bitch :poke:
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
I was sleeping okay?
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:icond-angelic:
d-angelic Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2007
No worries dude, I'm just messing. I'll be on later on tonight.
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2007
:poke: me when you are :)
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:icongordorca:
Gordorca Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007
:rofl: Dayum!
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
:D
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:iconbloodscales:
bloodscales Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007  Student Photographer
hahahaha i ma catholic and i htink that is fuckin hilareous i wanna stick this up in my RE room jus tto see what the teacher sais XD
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
Cheers! Let me know how it goes lol! :D
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:iconbloodscales:
bloodscales Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2007  Student Photographer
hehe ive got RE this week *evil grin maniacal laughter, coughing and moving away* ^^
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:iconradiopooh:
radioPooh Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007
i hate to report this but right after he said it . he smoked a ciggy
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
I skipped some facts to make the truth less brutal for the bible followers.
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:iconradiopooh:
radioPooh Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
nods . ( high five friend )
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:iconananaszynska:
AnaNaszynska Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007  Student Filmographer
:rofl:
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
:D
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:iconnicasus:
Nicasus Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha :lmao:
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
:)
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:iconastartenchantress:
AstartEnchantress Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007
and Mary was holding the video camera and uploaded the video in YouTube :P
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
do you have a link? :P
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:iconastartenchantress:
AstartEnchantress Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2007
I wish I had ^^
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Skyrail Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007
:roll::no:

:slow:
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