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When Jesus quit smoking...

Journal Entry: Wed Apr 11, 2007, 4:05 PM
 

 

 


(no offense to Jesus Christ, his apprentices, or Christianity intended whatsoever)

<lolly> holy crap, tomorrow is 40 days of no smoking
<lolly> just like Jesus!
<dionyziz> yes
<dionyziz> I think Jesus spend most of his life doing 40-days-of-none-smoking actually
<dionyziz> in fact
<dionyziz> all his life
<lolly> lol
<lolly> nah, everyone knows he went into the woods for 40 days and 40 nights to quit smoking
<lolly> the bible just got edited a bunch on that subject
<dionyziz> that was to quit gay sex dude
<lolly> no thats when he BEGAN gay sex
<dionyziz> oh
<dionyziz> right
<dionyziz> I always forget that part
<lolly> lol
<dionyziz> that was the first time he kissed Judas
<lolly> and then Judas got all queeny and jealous when he caught him with Peter
<lolly> and Jesus just went dude, told you you were not emotionally mature enough for an open relationship
<lolly> and then Judas sold him out


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  • Eating: Home-made food
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:iconjohnhupp:
JohnHupp Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2007   General Artist
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philo23 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007
lol, that was awesome.
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dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
:)
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lunat1c000 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007
lol
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
:hug: κρίμα
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:iconjunoknight:
junoknight Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:shakefist: I KNEW IT
it was all judas's fault from the begining!
jealous :no:
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:icondionyziz:
dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
yeah the bible just hides the facts. anyway.
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:iconjunoknight:
junoknight Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:giggle:
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caries-caeli Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2007
Brilliant!
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dionyziz Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2007
:D
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