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Journal Entry: Thu Mar 6, 2008, 6:08 AM



<randomduck> yeah, i'm all for simplifying mesages facebook style
<chris> as long as I don't have to ignore 50 supermegafunwall invites
<Moonbeam13> rofl
<$moonbeam13> I feel your pain
<$randomduck> chris, i wanna know every time you fart
<$randomduck> damn it, collecting flash is difficult
<mccann> put nagios on it.
<$mccann> 'flap detection'
<$mccann> Anyway.
<$randomduck> chris fart detector
<spyed> dude
<$spyed> you'd flood your inbox
<$spyed> maybe have a fart counter at the top of the page or something
<$spyed> (4091) farts
<$spyed> and in v2, you could have: (4091) unread farts [3988 today]
<dionyziz> ew
<$spyed> v3 you could have sound wave graphs to coorelate the farts by how loud they were. and another widget that measures how many insects on average were killed by each fart.
<$spyed> that's just gross.
<Pachunka> easy to implement though
<$spyed> ooh! integrate the captains pedometer and you could plot the fart per step ratio.
<$dionyziz> we could make it an iphone app, where you have all your friends added... along with their fart per step ratio... detects your position and your friends'... using triangulation...
<$dionyziz> and based on probability, it calculates the likelihood that you're farted on
<$dionyziz> and warns you accordingly
<$dionyziz> also, we'll need to get the average 'distance reach' for each person
<$dionyziz> how far your farts reach...
<$spyed> it could even track the things you've farted ON, and email the owners of those things with price comparisons for replacing said thing.
<$spyed> now we've got a business model.
<$chris> maybe correlate it with when you last went to taco bell
<$dionyziz> hahah
<$randomduck> and in good deviant art tradition:  7000 farts total, 3 billion unread farts
<$randomduck> and lotsa tickets requesting restart of fartometer to get fart counters right
<$dionyziz> 700 farts total, 3 billion UNHEARD farts
<$dionyziz> hahah
<$moonbeam13> rofl
<$pachunka> it's getting kinda sophisticated in here


  • Mood: Llama
  • Listening to: Chris' farts
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lateralsnowflake Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2008
I smell banhammer. Someone get the ! recently?

Hmm.

Aaaaaaaaanyway...waaaa ha ha ha.
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BeyondSight Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2008
It could work! It could just work!

:rofl:
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Tepara Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
Holly bloody hell at the spam in this journal ekk..
Hmm I think your journal "stinks" :P
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timmy64 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
Wait... talking about farting is too sophisticated for $pachunka? :lmao:
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HasNoOxygen Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008
LOL You gotta love the imagination of the dA admins :lol:
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HasNoOxygen Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008
Also, I would so buy it if it went on the market.
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miksago Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
=HasNoOxygen due to amount of farts...
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HasNoOxygen Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2008
lmfao
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miksago Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:
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meanbones Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008   Writer
<$pachunka> it's getting kinda sophisticated in here

LOL!
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10grams Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA :rofl:

ahahahaha eleos!!! giafto perimenoume bug fixers apton iounio??? LOL

jk of course, alla LOL
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Kip0130 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008
Hahaha its definately doable.
you know what I just realized
we need an [link] for mobile browsing.
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amikrop Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008
You crazy geeks! :D
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fourteenthstar Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008
wow, and I thought the comm dev chat was weird ;)
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Cafrillio Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008
:fart:
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Lysias-Aesculap Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008
Muahaha ! :D Rock on ! :D :D :D
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Skyrail Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008
:laughing: oh awesome...I guess :slow:
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parliamentFunk Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008
Next thing you know, y'all be talkin' about making a counter for abandoned sperm cells. I guess that would make it a fapometer.
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olorinpc Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008
I clearly have been in the wrong chat chans... or the right ones depending on how you look at this. :)
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ArtBIT Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
=D
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Parvati37 Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008
LOL :rofl:
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:lol:
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Kevin Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
:( I miss that fun! Very funny though.
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dionyziz Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008
It's the talk about the new message center :P
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3ddream Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
hahahahah :)
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LeoLeus Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
omg hahahaha that's hilarious xD
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exete action sto dA...=p
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:rofl:
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:lmao:
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