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randomduck> yeah, i'm all for simplifying mesages facebook style
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chris> as long as I don't have to ignore 50 supermegafunwall invites
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Moonbeam13> rofl
<$moonbeam13> I feel your pain
<$randomduck> chris, i wanna know every time you fart
<$randomduck> damn it, collecting flash is difficult
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mccann> put nagios on it.
<$mccann> 'flap detection'
<$mccann> Anyway.
<$randomduck> chris fart detector
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spyed> dude
<$spyed> you'd flood your inbox
<$spyed> maybe have a fart counter at the top of the page or something
<$spyed> (4091) farts
<$spyed> and in v2, you could have: (4091) unread farts [3988 today]
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dionyziz> ew
<$spyed> v3 you could have sound wave graphs to coorelate the farts by how loud they were. and another widget that measures how many insects on average were killed by each fart.
<$spyed> that's just gross.
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pachunka> easy to implement though
<$spyed> ooh! integrate the captains pedometer and you could plot the fart per step ratio.
<$dionyziz> we could make it an iphone app, where you have all your friends added... along with their fart per step ratio... detects your position and your friends'... using triangulation...
<$dionyziz> and based on probability, it calculates the likelihood that you're farted on
<$dionyziz> and warns you accordingly
<$dionyziz> also, we'll need to get the average 'distance reach' for each person
<$dionyziz> how far your farts reach...
<$spyed> it could even track the things you've farted ON, and email the owners of those things with price comparisons for replacing said thing.
<$spyed> now we've got a business model.
<$chris> maybe correlate it with when you last went to taco bell
<$dionyziz> hahah
<$randomduck> and in good deviant art tradition: 7000 farts total, 3 billion unread farts
<$randomduck> and lotsa tickets requesting restart of fartometer to get fart counters right
<$dionyziz> 700 farts total, 3 billion UNHEARD farts
<$dionyziz> hahah
<$moonbeam13> rofl
<$pachunka> it's getting kinda sophisticated in here
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