The long awaited Optimus Maximus keyboard, with one tiny screen per key, is at last available for purchase by ThinkGeek.com
Rules of the game:
- Choose a singer/band/group
- Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group
- Tag 6 more people (let them know they've been tagged)
I choose Sum 41. Not because their titles fit my personal answers, but just 'cause it'd be funny.
1. Are you male or female?
What I believe
2. Describe yourself.
3. What do people feel when they're around you?
Pain For Pleasure
4. How would you describe your previous relationship?
All Killer No Filler
5. Describe your current relationship.
Nothing On My Back
6. Where would you want to be now?
7. How do you feel about love?
We're All To Blame
8. What's your life like?
All Messed Up
9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish?
10. Say something wise.
Welcome To Hell
Now, I tag just three of my past colleagues:
:iconagorf: :iconhexentanz: :iconmoonbeam13:
With two versions of dA on my back......the second being just outside of the door, I believe it's about time we got rid of that $ for a while
:iconspyed: for the brightest management I've seen
:iconmccann: as my best technical mentor so far
:iconpachunka: for Freezepop
:iconchris: for his networking knowledge
:iconhexentanz: for her dedication
:iconlolly: for being funny
:iconzilla774: for the sexy accent
:iconagorf: for the continuation of my work
:iconjekor: for lambda's sake
:iconmudimba: for telling me about the essence of Kung Fu
:iconrandomduck: for reinventing agile
:iconmicahgoulart: :iconheidi: :iconstarvingartist: :iconanna: :iconartbit: :iconmorris88: :iconrealitysquared: :iconestunt: :iconchix0r: :iconmhalpert: :iconwaveswinger: :icondamphyr: :iconhb: :iconmoonbeam13: :iconspinegrinder: :iconewm:
And all the others I've forgotten! In this journal I would simply like to say thank you
Martian HeadsetsYoure about to see the mother of all flamewars on internet groups where web developers hang out. Itll make the Battle of Stalingrad look like that time your sister-in-law stormed out of afternoon tea at your grandmothers and wrapped the Mustang around a tree.
Kama Sutra mistranslatedSometimes, Kama Sutra postures become misinterpreted or mistranslated. Check out this comic to see what happens next!
Superfartyeah, i'm all for simplifying mesages facebook style
as long as I don't have to ignore 50 supermegafunwall invites
I feel your pain
chris, i wanna know every time you fart
damn it, collecting flash is difficult
put nagios on it.
chris fart detector
you'd flood your inbox
maybe have a fart counter at the top of the page or something
and in v2, you could have: (4091) unread farts [3988 today]
v3 you could have sound wave graphs to coorelate the farts by how loud they were. and another widget that measures how many insects on average were killed by each fart.
that's just gross.
easy to implement though
ooh! integrate the captains pedometer and you could plot the fart per step ratio.
we could make it an iphone app, where you have all your friends added... along with their fart per step ratio... detects your position and your friends'... using triangulation...
and based on probability, it calculates the likelihood that you're farted on
Using HTML on deviantART
Hello and welcome to my little html tutorial. I've been working with html codes for a couple of years and I'm going to teach you what I know about using some basic html on deviantART. This won't make you a html expert or something and I'm not an expert myself but it will give just enough knowledge to make your journals, comments, news articles and other neat and lovely looking.
deviantART actually has FAQs about html but I still wanted to do this because they look a bit unorganized, in my opinion. Also, why would you want to look for those FAQs when you can just open this news article where you have everything in one place?
You may already know some of these, but I hope you'll find at least something helpful in this news article.
Some basic html
Bold text: <b>insert text here</b>
Result: Example text
This html code will work in: journal entries, group blogs, comments, artist's commen
Label Me Lesbian: A Guide to Types of Lesbians [Bullet; Yellow] [Bullet; Orange] [Bullet; Pink]
The following is an extensive guide to the different Labels a Lesbian may have. In my experience I have come across many Lesbians who just thought they were a Lesbian. This guide was at first for TheLesbianClub's Chatroom Classes, but I have decided that this could benefit not only the club but many people out there. If you are a Lesbian and questioning what type of Lesbian you are, then this guide is for you!
[Bullet; Pink] [Bullet; Orange] [Bullet; Yellow] [Bullet; Green] [Bullet; Blue] [Bullet; Purple] [Pride] [Bullet; Purple] [Bullet; Blue] [Bullet; Green] [Bullet; Yellow] [Bullet; Orange] [Bullet; Pink]
Lesbian is a term most widely used in the English language to describe sexual and romantic desire between females. The word may be used as a noun, to refer to women who identify th
500 Point Giveaway #17: AugHow to participate:
1. Add this journal to your favs
2. Write a new journal about this giveaway, and include a Mention of me so that I receive a notification of your journal.
3. Include what I do at dATrade. For example:
:icondatrade: is holding a 500 point giveaway! http://fav.me/d7v63st
At :devdatrade:, you can donate points for an easy way to receive watches, llamas, favs, comments, and critiques!
10 points = 5 critiques / 10 comments / 10 watches / 40 llamas / 50 favs
Go check it out today!
There will be a total of 15 winners who will be selected with a random number generator!
One 200 point winner
Four 50 point winners
Ten 10 point winners
:iconflyingheartsplz: :icondatrade: Alice
How to draw during 365 days
By the beginning of 2014 I started this account and uploaded a doodle a day during a year. It was the most challenging thing I ever did and it helped me loads on improving my art.
I've seen a lot of mentions on my inbox about artists that are starting their own 365 Days challenge and I want to write this journal to share what I've learned through my experience and maybe encourage some of you to join this long term journey.
It's okay to start simple!
My first doodles were waaay more simple than the other ones. If I had to start the project again I would still do them simple. Of course, starting this challenge is very exciting but it's a dead end if you put a heavy load on yourself at the beginning!
Focus on knowing your pace first. How much time does it take you to finish your drawings?
How to beat procrastination (part 1)As I said on a previous submission, I'm planning to make some tutorials on the upcoming December. Before that, however, I feel like I can help on another subject, which comes before even starting your drawing: Procrastination. I mean, procrastination towards your own drawings.
If you're not familiar with this word:
pro-cras-ti-na-tion |prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən, prō-|
"the action of delaying or postponing something."
Why am I talking about this?
Well, a year ago I used to be a professional procrastinator. I've imposed the 365 Days of Doodles challenge to myself for this particular reason.
While procrastination is to some degree a natural phenomenon and can’t be completely eradicated, you can use the following strategies to get in the habit of getting drawings done.
Mind that these are not golden rules or such, just strategies that work fo
Speed painting challenge!Hey guys!
I've really been into speed painting lately, so I wanted to challenge myself. And also you!
The idea of a speed painting is that you take a limited amount of time for a painting. This can be half an hour, or up to two hours, depending how much time you have (and are willing to spend). During that time you make a painting, or get as far as possible. When you reach the time limit, the painting is done. No getting back to it. No cheating. It's done.
Use any medium. I use digital, because it's fast and clean. But you can use traditional as well.
Use references if needed. Don't forget; References are GOOD!!!
Take these tips and tricks to heart.
Take 1 to 2 hours per painting. Not more. Don't cheat.
How to beat procrastination (part 2)Most of the excuses for not drawing is lacking of ideas. On part 1 of this journal I explained why I find it useful to keep a notebook with you, and to write down your ideas whenever possible.
This second part is about developing the habit of drawing. Hope you find it useful!
Create the habit of drawing
First thing to know about creating new habits is that it works kinda like inertia law:
"An object at rest will remain at rest unless acted on by an unbalanced force. An object in motion continues in motion."
Which means that the more you postpone your drawings the more you'll feel like delaying them. This procrastination abyss can be endless. For instance, I didn't draw anything in 2013 until the end of August when I bought my fi
The May Giveaway - Win Points!Add this journal post to your favourites and you will be entered to win tons of points!
Read on for more ways to enter + special prize.
May is the lead-up into summer. And I've got lots of plans for summer. I'll be working my butt off on a huge web application project, and I also plan to redesign my personal website with mobile-first design. I'm sure I'll learn a lot along the way. What are your plans for the summer?
Ok, ok, let's get to prizes!
The May 2015 Giveaway
Grand Prize: 1000 Points
Runners-Up: (2) 800 Points Each
How to Enter: Add this journal post to your favourites.
Deadline/Winners Announced: Saturday, May 16th, 2015
More ways to enter: Share Prizes
The first 20 people to mention/share this journal in their own journal post will get 10 points immediately. From these 20 people, one
2000 Points GiveawayWelcome to May's 1st Giveaway
I will be holding 4 giveaways of 2000 points this month (8000 points) each will be of 7 days
There will be only 1 winner who will get 2000 points
How will the winners be selected?
I will ask my sisters to randomly select one.
How to join?
Complete all these steps to enter the giveaway
1. Fav this Journal.
2. +Watch me.
3. Comment anything on this post
Do give me a Llama if you like my work.
If you Write a journal promoting my this Giveaway that will be really helpful.
When will this GA end?
This Giveaway will end on 7th May.